October 21, 2024
Yo homies! I know it’s been a long time since I posted anything here, but I’ve been hella busy with college and crypto and parlays and all kinds of other rad stuff. But I had to post now because I got BIG news: I’m rebranding, yo!
You probably don’t know what that means cuz you’re not taking Intro to Marketing at a Ivy League school like I am, but it’s all about staying in touch with the times. Like back in the 20th century when everyone was like, “We’re sick of words, yo!” there was this midget named Prince who was also a singer who said “Yo, my name ain’t Prince no more,” because Prince was a word and all, and he changed his name to a symbol. Rad!
So I did some market research and you’re not going to believe this, but people aren’t saying “That’s da bomb!” like they used to. Crazy, right!? According to my research (and I asked both Mario and Luigi) people like saying “Rad!” way more these days. And when I asked my marketing teacher why addicusdabomb.com was averaging only two visitors a month he was like, “That’s cuz nobody wants to type all those letters in your domain name, yo!”
So here’s the 411: Your boi is changing his name from Da Bomb to Raddicus!!! Ain’t that da bo— I mean rad!?
My marketing teacher says that sometimes people resist rebrands at first, like with the midget formerly known as Prince or New Coke. But after they get used to it, they’re like, “Yo, this new brand is way better than the old brand!”
I hired Squirtle to be my new PR agent and he said he’s going to come up with all kinds of hype and press and merch to promote my new brand. So be sure to come back here soon to make sure you get first dibs on the raddest Raddicus swag!
