November 7, 2024
Yo, my fellow American homies! Guess what? I decided to change career paths from Crytpo King to President of the United States!!
You’re probably thinking, but don’t you have to have like qualifications and stuff for that? I know, I did too! But it turns out, you don’t! I was watching the Internet the other day and this guy who’s like a felon and a rapist and I think maybe has special needs is President now! So I was like, hey I should do that!
I think once you get that job you get to keep it for like two years or something, but the guy I saw on the Internet is like 150 years old and I think he has radiation poison or something cause he’s orange, so he’s probably gonna kick it before his two years are up.
So I’m putting together my campaign team now and making all kinds of cool merch and swag cause I saw a lot of videos of the people who gave that old Oompa Loompa the job and they really seem to like that stuff.
So, stay tuned homies! It’s gonna be rad!!!
