September 12, 2025
Yo homies, sorry I’ve been MIA for so long, but I’ve been busy thinking about the Lions and crypto and civil war and the pointlessness of life and stuff.
My shrink was like, “Yo, Bomb, you need to chill bro!” And I was like, “Hey, Dr. Demento, I told you, my name is Raddicus now!” But then I thought about what he said and some of his quacking actually made sense. So…
I got a dawg, yo! He’s a German Shepherd and he’s a total bad ass! I named him Bismark after a rad German general in the Vietnam War or something like that. I know, bomb, right!?
Anyway, I’m bringing him back to UCD with me and it’s going to be awesome when everyone sees me walking around the campus with a badass guard dog! Did you know German Shepherds have more bite force than Pitbulls!? Now when that gang of Japanese ninja girls comes to take my lunch money, they’re gonna be like, “Oh snap! A German Shepherd!” and run for their lives.
If any of you have $6K to spend and want to get a German Shepherd yourself, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with my breeder next time I run into him at the gas station where he hangs out!
