by Addicus | Sep 12, 2025 | Bomb!
September 12, 2025 Yo homies, sorry I’ve been MIA for so long, but I’ve been busy thinking about the Lions and crypto and civil war and the pointlessness of life and stuff. My shrink was like, “Yo, Bomb, you need to chill bro!” And I was like,...
by Addicus | Apr 26, 2025 | Bomb!
April 26, 2025 Yo homies! I just finished the Salt Lake City Marathon! My time was a little off my goal, but the altitude in Salt Lake is 4327 feet, which I’m pretty sure is just a few feet less than the moon, so it was hella hard to breathe, yo! My homie Kai...
by Addicus | Nov 8, 2024 | Bomb!
November 7, 2024 Yo, my fellow American homies! Guess what? I decided to change career paths from Crytpo King to President of the United States!! You’re probably thinking, but don’t you have to have like qualifications and stuff for that? I know, I did too! But it...
by Addicus | Oct 21, 2024 | Bomb!
October 21, 2024 Yo homies! I know it’s been a long time since I posted anything here, but I’ve been hella busy with college and crypto and parlays and all kinds of other rad stuff. But I had to post now because I got BIG news: I’m rebranding, yo!...
by Addicus | Mar 11, 2024 | Bomb!
March 11, 2024 Wazzzup homies!? Bet you thought Da Bomb got got by Squirtle or abducted by aliens or burst into flames of formless radness or something. Wrong, yo! I traveled millions of virtual miles to a mysterious and exotic world—like Bruce Wayne—to study the...
by Addicus | Apr 15, 2022 | Bomb!
April 15, 2022 Yo homesfries, Happy Bombday! That’s right, your boi is 17 today! I’m trippin’ because it feels like only yesterday I was 16. But life is crazy like that, yo. It’s like, “Yo, Father Time, slow dat shit down, homes!”...
