Addicus Da Bomb!
The bombest buzz from the baddest dude in cyberspace, hyperspace, outerspace, and every other space known to the human race!
Here’s Wazzup!
Philly 2020, yo!
July 14, 2020
Yo homies, long time, no Bomb!!! I didn’t mean to neglect y’all but Da Bomb has been da bizay! I got so much stuff going on, I need a schedule manager for my schedule manager, yo!
Hope you’re all healthy and Corona-V free. You know that virus ain’t messin’ with Da Bomb. It’d be all like, “Yo Bomb, I’m here to infect you, homes!” And I’d be like “Yo, you try to infect me and you gonna wish you never left Wuhan, V!” And Corona would be all like, “Oh snap, Ima go infect some uncool loser instead, yo!”
But I got BIG news, homies! I’m heading back to the City of Brotherly Love! That’s right, me and my little sis are hopping on a plane tomorrow morning and going to visit my cuzins on the East Side! I’m super excited, yo, cause their parents are whack when it comes to nutrition and stuff. My moms is always like, “Hey Addicus, have one of these dehydrated carrots and a shot of dandelion juice” and my pops is always like, “Addicus, eat one of these organic vegan pork rinds!” But when I’m at my cousins, their parents are like, “Yo Bomb, try five or six of these cookie dough filled sugar donuts!” or “Hey Bomb, have one of these Jack Daniels and peanut butter cup smoothies!” They’re totally cool, yo!
Anyway, I got to get packin. My boi Mario is buggin because I’m bringing my sis instead of him, so he hid all my shoes and headphones and stuff. I was like, “Come on Mario, you know you’re my main homie and all, but if I don’t take my sister with me my parents are going to pee all over my Philly parade!”
Make sure you check my blog tomorrow for updates, yo!
Diverted, yo!
June 19, 2019
Hey homies, they just announced that my flight to Philly has been diverted to Charlotte, NC. That is wicky, wicky whack! Good thing I’m flying first class or I would be hella mad, yo! The Hornets suck!
My pops told me not to let anybody push me around on this trip, so they better get us back on the way to Philadelphia FAST. If they don’t, I’m gonna stand up and yell, “Hey, we got Da Bomb on this plane, yo! And if you don’t get it up in the air lickety splickety Da Bomb gonna explode!”
I’ll let you all know how it works out in my next post.
I’m heading to Philly, yo!
July 17, 2019
Hey guess what homies? My moms and pops felt guilty for being so whack and they bought me a first class ticket to Philadelphia for Wednesday! I’m so excited, yo! In just a little over 24 hours I’ll be hanging with my cousins Lex and Brynn! I was a little nervous about flying all the way across the country without the rest of my family, but I asked Mario if he would come with me and he said he would!!! Can you believe that? So now I’m super pumped. Be sure to hit me up here tomorrow when I’ll be live vlogging from Philly, yo!
Mario is DOPE, yo!
June 16, 2019
Yo homies, you all know how much I love my boi Mario. He’s is almost as bomb as I am. You know, like I’m a hydrogen bomb and he’s an atom bomb. My psychiatrist is all like, “Addicus, Mario is not real, yo. He’s a video game character.” Dude is so whack! And I’m like, “Oh really, Dr. Dipstick, then how come I ran into him in the park yesterday and hung out with him all day?” And he was like, “You didn’t, Addicus. We’ve been through this many times before.” Like I said, dude so whack! Anyway, when me and Mario were chilling in the park, Squirtle came by and he had his cell phone and we asked him to take a picture of us and here it is. I know, dope right?
I told Mario how bummed I was about not being able to go to New York and then not being able to go to Philadelphia and that my mom is whack and my dad is whack and I wished Mario was my dad and Mario was like, “Hey, itsa alla good, homie” and I was like, “Yeah, I guess you’re right Mario.” Then Squirtle said if we wanted the picture he took of us we had to Venmo him 50 bucks and we were like, “That’s totally not cool, Squirtle” and he was like “Hey, Squirtle don’t do charity work.” So me and Mario beat the crap out him and took his cell phone and texted the picture to Mario’s cell phone and smashed Squirtle’s cell phone and threw it in the pond and threw Squirtle in the pond. Then we played frisbee.
So I guess it was a good day, but I’m still bummed I don’t get to go to Philly.
My moms is whack, yo!
- My Mom’s Whack/Not Whack Ratio 85%
June 15, 2019
I’m so bummed, homies! My moms was looking at flights for July instead of June and now I can’t go to Philadelphia! I think they invented calendars like a hundred years ago or something, so that’s like crazy for real. Yo moms, you better stop buying those Super Mushrooms from Mario cos you, trippin, yo!
Great Flights in July
I’m heading to Philly, yo!
June 15, 2019
Just got some bomb news, homies! My moms hooked me up with a plane ticket to Philadelphia for this Tuesday! So I will be heading to the City of Brothers In Love to see my cousins Brynn and Lex (Lex, I was just playin. You know I love you). My pops was all like, “Addicus you the bomb and all, but there’s no ticket to Philly for cheap.” But my moms was like, “BOOM! I got you a ticket to Philly for cheap!” Hit me up here Tuesday when I will be live vlogging from the home of the founding fathers, yo!
Fugeddabout it, yo!
June 14, 2019
Hey Lex, here is what I think of your chances of being a moviemaker, yo. And by the way, this is what a great movie looks like, not that you would know!
My cousin sucks, yo!
June 14, 2019
So my dad says my cousin Lex doesn’t want to walk around NYC with me! That’s so whack, yo! He totally sucks and there is no way he is going to be the next Chris Columbus. I actually starred in a couple of his movies before and I totally carried them. He was all like, “Yo, do this!” and I was like, “No way, yo! I’m doing that!” So, anyway, my pops says I can’t come to New York City now and I am so bummed. I hope he loses his stupid law case now, yo!
I’m heading to the BIG APPLE, yo!
June 14, 2019
Just found out I’m meeting my cousin in NEW YORK CITY on Monday! That’s right, yo, the big city of dreams, if I can make it there I can make it anywhere and all that stuff. I’m so pumped! My old man has to be there for some legal crap, so I’m hitching a ride! My cousin Lex is in movie school or something, so he’s probably going to be the next Chris Columbus, yo. Be sure to hit me up Monday when I will be live vlogging from Gotham!
